James: If you bring me a Chipotle Burrito on your way from work, I will be full of happiness and my life will be further in debt to you!
Me: Debt is sinful and I am not supporting a life of sin!
James: Ummm, does that mean I no longer owe you 15 bucks?
Me: Oh no, you got yourself into that. I'm just helping you prevent further debt.
James: You can't fight fire with fire, Mom.
Me: I don't need to. I'm mom, so I win.
James: So no burrito then :( Well, I love you anyway.
Me: I love you too!